Toddler Dictionary

Now you, too, can speak Toddlerese fluently. It may seem that there are typos or mistakes in this; No, that's how they really talk.

   Glaramous - Full of or characterized by glamour. 

As in, “I wook glaramous in dese beads.”

   Yummalella -  large oblong or roundish melon with a hard green rind and sweet watery red or occasionally yellowish pulp.

As in, “Pwease may I can have some mo’ yummalella?”

   Zoon - In the near future; shortly. 

As in, “I poop again zoon, Aunt Dinah!”

   Ah-luv-ya  -  The beautiful female baby who lives with us. 

As in, “Baby Ah-luv-ya, don’t be sad. You’re not awone.”

   Woohd  -  Ill-mannered; discourteous. 

As in, “My fwiend did a Woohd, when she throwded her peas.”

   Nursus -  Either of two milk-secreting, glandular organs on the chest of a woman. 

As in,  “Becca don’t have (indicating her chest area) uh…uh…uh… nursus!”

   Fink – To ponder or consider.

As in, “Mommy! WHAT are you finking?”

   Pin - turn around rapidly, as on an axis; twirl; whirl.  

As in, "I wearing a tutu, I pinning awound!"

   Baldy - Eighteenth century composer of "Four Seasons." 

As in, "I wike pinning awound wif Baldy!"

   Lullo - The color of bananas. 
As in, "Barney singded a song bout lullo."

Please feel free to add more as you think of them! Hope you smile and have a great day!